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About 15 minutes into Up I found myself in a certain situation. I was desperately fighting back tears. Desperately. I've found myself i...

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slight...

It's 2013. Civilization as we know it is over. Robots have become aware and taken control. There is no political system. The few people ...

I have a problem. You see, I've got this pipe that needs lighting. And I've got a match that needs striking so that I may light my p...

It's Mustache May at my workplace, so I've decided to sport one in honor of it. In my 38 years on this planet, I've never grown ...

Please join in the conversation over at Doodad Kind of Town . See you there.

When I originally saw The Royal Tenenbaums in the theater, I wouldn't say I was impressed by it. That's to say it didn't play t...

While I toil away writing my Royal Tenenbaums post(s) for Counting Down The Zeros (can you sense me toiling?) please enjoy this music video...

When I originally saw The Bad News Bears , Kelly Leak was the coolest thing ever. He had the glasses, the girls and the bike. His "fuck...

"I'm for Genaro's, but then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish."

I've been doing a lot of confessing lately. Well, here's another one. I've never seen a complete episode of Star Trek . Yep, it...

I like the pointy ears of a hobbit, but the pointy ears of Spock bug me. I often criticize others for liking a certain movie even if I have ...

I don't know where you live, but where I live there's been a lot of rain. A lot. I mean - water in the basement where you've nev...

"He would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!"

I love the movie Twister . There you go. I have exposed my soft underbelly. Go ahead and shoot your arrows now. See, I live in the Midwest. ...