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It's good to know that the Academy doesn't learn from past mistakes. When Tom Hooper received the Best Director Oscar last night, I ...

I have changed over the years. My hair has grayed a bit. My stomach has grown softer. My desire for hot sauce - stronger. My eyesight has we...

To Whom It May Concern At HBO My name is Piper. You may know me from such posts as My Comedy Penis , I Am Pathetic , and My Marriage Proposa...

About half-way through The Social Network , my father leaned forward, turned his head towards me and said in a voice that did not suggest he...

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Things haven't been super rosy with Piper lately. Some shit has gone down. I won't bore you with all the specifics, but the biggest ...

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Based on the marketing campaign behind Dinner For Schmucks , one might guess that the movie is A) All about a dinner in which idiots are inv...

A couple of days ago I saw Inception so I thought that instead of writing one review on it, I'll write several reviews within each othe...

I say "my problem" meaning I only have one, but actually I have several problems with the current Hollywood craze. Allow me to lis...

Hello Mrs. Winslet. Hello Piper. Oh wait. It's Miss now, isn't it. Yes. Sorry to hear about that. Thanks. Massage your shoulders? Wh...