Seth Rogan vs. Tom Cruise

Seth Rogan

• 5'11"
• Young
• Not married
• Has no children
• New Hollywood
• Has a new movie coming soon that everyone is talking about
• Last movie was a summer hit
• Someone I can identify with
• Not too good looking
• Has never taken out a 100 million dollar lawsuit against a French gay porn star
  
• Very funny
• Someone I want to get drunk with

Tom Cruise

• 5'7"
• Not so young anymore
• Not sure if he's legally married
• Has no children of his own (still don't believe Suri is his)
• Has no new movie but people are talking about him
• Last movie was a summer dud
• Someone I can identify with if I believe that one time an alien inhabited my soul
• Good looking for someone that at one time had his soul inhabited by an alien
• Has taken out a 100 million dollar lawsuit against a French gay porn star
  
• Not funny unless I think that it's funny that someone believes that at one time an alien inhabited his soul. Then in that case, he's funny as shit
• Someone I want to get really drunk to record him confessing that he's gay