Saw Oceans 13 tonight. Didn't like it. It wasn't fun. It wasn't plausible. That's all I'm going to say about it. But I can't pass up all the puny headlines.
Here are some. Feel free to add more.
Unlucky Oceans 13
Don't bet on Oceans 13
Soderbergh Gambled And Lost
Odds Are, You're Not Going To Like Oceans 13
Craps! I just saw Oceans 13
Note To Cast Of Oceans 13: Know When To Fold 'Em
Play Your Cards Wrong, You Come Up Oceans 13
Oceans 13 Is A Bust
Hit Me, I just saw Oceans 13
Oceans 13 Is A Double Downer
Split Before Seeing Oceans 13
Actually, it's not that bad. I just couldn't pass up the chance.
How about something about wanting to royally flush Ocean's 13?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Mr. Piper, an avid filmgoer, continue to seek out sequels for fresh material?
ReplyDeleteEven the best of sequels, Godfather II and Aliens, pale in comparison to the original.
Only Road Warrior is a superior sequel.
A worthy question Brian.
ReplyDeleteI guess for two reasons:
Good reviews. And it was back in Vegas again.
And probably a third reason:
And that would be hope.
But I continually am proven wrong.
Shame on me.
I can't even bring myself to conjure up a clever title for you, Piper, because to do so would be to expend energy that this movie absolutely sucked right out of me.
ReplyDeleteSo. Very. Boring. So much talent; so little going on.
hahah - Hit Me, I just saw Oceans 13.
ReplyDeletePiper, another Thon to report - check out Final Girl or go here:
http://finalgirl.blogspot.com/2007/06/come-on-in-waters-fine.html
Yeah Burbanked:
ReplyDeleteGlad you feel the same. I'm surprised it got so good reviews.
Squish:
Thanks. I'm going to add it.