Sharpen your wit and hone your sarcasm my friends because the Bizarro Blog-A-Thon is only a week away. Soon I will be posting very cool banners for you to attach to your posts so that everyone knows that you're not serious, you're just plain Bizarro.
If you want a reminder e-mail me (you can find it in my profile) or just post a comment and I'll track it.
The title of this post is funny, but a part of me is always confused when someone bashes Tom Cruise. Sure, he's been kooky the last few years, but I don't care if he's gay. I like his movies. Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia, Jerry Maguire, Minority Report, War of the Worlds, Mission: Impossible, heck, even Vanilla Sky. That's all I care about. I don't read magazines so all I see of the dude is what's on the big screen. Anyway, all in good fun.
ReplyDeleteHey, if I have some time, maybe I'll make a Bizarro banner or two for myself (which, of course, others can use).
You're right Pacheco and my fascination with Tom Cruise's personal life is probably unhealthy. Wait, yes it is completely unhealthy. And honestly, I didn't have a problem with Tom Cruise until he took center stage with his religion and started passing judgment on people - meanwhile never looking in the mirror and considering for one second what an idiot he has become. I am not a fan of preachers that are not literally preachers and I am definitely not a fan of movie stars that decide they are something more. So it was at that point that I decided to put the ole sarcasm sites on Mr. Cruise. Anyway, I look forward to your participation.
ReplyDeleteI think I've been looking forward to this blog-a-thon more than any other one. Can't wait to see what everyone else comes up with, and I'm pretty pleased with the bizarro topics I've thought up. Good luck, droog.
ReplyDeleteWell...here are a few to start is out. Enjoy....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/15/tom_cruise_still_nuts.html
http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2005/06/tom-cruise-oprah
http://www.topix.net/forum/who/tom-cruise/TG7H7IM7PDA4APU7D
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/TomCruise/
http://www.scientology-kills.org/celebrities/cruise.htm
http://www.xenu.net/
Enjoy. I agree, my fascination with him is unhealthy, but I think he is a total FUCK. His acting sucks and I'm really fucking happy he bought UA!
EP
I'm in, baby ... I'm in.
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