Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Neanderthal Love


I'm not an extremely brave man, but if a saber-toothed tiger stood between me and Camilla Belle, I would take down the tiger.



I wouldn't give it a seconds thought.



With my bare fists and only a loin cloth protecting my nethers


I would go after that saber-toothed tiger and fight him with every ounce of strength I had until he was dead.


Yes I would.
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11 comments:

  1. FletchFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:05:00 AM PST

    I know it's not the point of your post, but I'm already offended by how stupid that flick is, and i haven't even seen it yet (nor will I). It looks offensive at best. Those jackholes made a pretty good flick in Stargate and have gone downhill ever since...

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  2. BurbankedFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:26:00 AM PST

    I haven't seen the movie either, but I'm guessing that there must be some kind of Stargate crossover in the plot. How else will they be able to explain the presence of hair conditioner, eyebrow pluckers, Loreal products and good dentists within the context of movie's titular timeframe?

    And I appreciate what you're saying, Piper, but in that last ridiculous screengrab, Belle looks like she's doing a bad Lohan impersonation, possibly in a "U Rock My Zulu World" music video.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:27:00 AM PST

    And that kind of devotion is exactly what Roland Emmerich is counting on when this huge shitball debuts.

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  4. PIPERFebruary 27, 2008 at 9:43:00 AM PST

    To Fletch, Burbanked and Ray,

    My love of this woman has nothing to do with the film. But make no mistake, I will be seeing this film not because of Camilla, but because every time my son and I have seen this trailer he says how much he can't wait to see the film.

    I'm actually amazed that this directing/producing pair continue to get big budget gigs after the mess that was Godzilla.

    But she's a pretty thing, even with her hair all crusted and shit.

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  5. PIPERFebruary 27, 2008 at 9:53:00 AM PST

    And burbanked,

    You're right about that last shot. A little Lohan-ish. I'll be expecting some naked Marilyn Monroe pictures soon.

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  6. RCFebruary 27, 2008 at 10:47:00 AM PST

    how funny...you're such a mess!

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  7. TALKING MOVIEzzzFebruary 27, 2008 at 1:01:00 PM PST

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  8. MeganFebruary 27, 2008 at 10:30:00 PM PST

    I hate those kind of crazy eyes. Like Elizabeth McGovern. Too creepy...

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  9. AnonymousMay 28, 2008 at 1:25:00 PM PDT

    my name is also meghan!

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  10. AnonymousMay 28, 2008 at 1:25:00 PM PDT

    my name is also meghan!

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  11. AnonymousMay 28, 2008 at 1:25:00 PM PDT

    my name is also meghan!

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