Thursday, June 19, 2008

Mike Meyers' Self Confirmation


(The following is to be said in the mirror by Mike Meyers everyday before he sets off to work)


I'm Mike Meyers

I'm okay

People like me just the way I am

So I Married An Axe Murderer is a good comedy

The movie 54 showed range

I don't need to wear bad teeth and frilly shirts

I don't need to wear fat suits

I don't need to dress like a cat

I don't need to wear a funny mustache

I don't need to work alongside a midget

I'm okay

People like me just the way I am

So I Married An Axe Murderer is a good comedy

The movie 54 showed range

I'm Mike Meyers

7 comments:

  1. Does anyone think this movie will be any good?

    Personally I just want to watch the edit that only shows scenes with Justin Timberlake. He's the funny one.

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  2. looks like a giant turd of a movie

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  3. I'd rather be kicked in the head than see his new movie. However, "So I Married An Axe Murderer" IS a good comedy...

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  4. SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER is my favorite Myers film to date. He hasn't done anything as good since then. It's interesting that since that film's commercial and critical failure he's buried himself in makeup and refused to play a "straight man" role, opting instead for always playing the goofy character. What a shame.

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  5. That is a fucking brilliant affirmation, and if I were Mike Meyers, I would be too delusional and full of myself to think that I needed help.

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  6. Austin Powers? C'mon that was funny.

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