"And that's why, dear daughter, One from the Heart is infinitely better than Lost in Translation. Now stop laying on the ground like that, you're embarrassing yourself."
"No, no Sofia, not with your knee bent. Watch my fingers. Straight, not bent. Practice while I go give my notes to the art director. He's got too much cowhide in the picture."
This ad for Louis Vuitton with Francis and Sophia is begging for one.
So I says to the guy "You put my daughter in this movie or the deal's off!" And that's how I made Godfather 3.
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Dennis thinks it would be something like this:
ReplyDeleteWhen I was your age....
"You're fucking grounded"
ReplyDeleteFetch Daddy a scotch.
ReplyDelete"Get me a copy of Marie Antoinette. I desire a drink coaster."
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"And that's why, dear daughter, One from the Heart is infinitely better than Lost in Translation. Now stop laying on the ground like that, you're embarrassing yourself."
ReplyDelete"So... after I watched your films, I immediately went to take a paternity test. The results are here in my hand: George Lucas is your father."
ReplyDeleteListen, it was a crazy time. There were a lot of drugs and Marty Sheen had just had a heart attack. He was very lonely. Call it whatever you want.
ReplyDelete"No, no Sofia, not with your knee bent. Watch my fingers. Straight, not bent. Practice while I go give my notes to the art director. He's got too much cowhide in the picture."
ReplyDelete"You heard me: no more favors. If you want to earn your blockbuster cred, you'll intern on TRANSFORMERS 2 just like anyone else."
ReplyDeleteDad. Dad. Dad!
ReplyDeleteWhere are you looking? There's no one over there. Stop acting like you're directing.
"What did you say, Sophia darling? Your cousin is threatening to kill himself over that Wicker Man business?
ReplyDeleteAnd how is that bad again?"
Well, Sophia, I think there are a number of good reasons that I would make a decent second assistant director on your next film.
ReplyDeleteSo, Piper, who wins? :)
ReplyDeleteAh man,
ReplyDeleteThere has to be a winner?
If I was pressed, I would have to say I like the drink coaster caption even though I did like Marie Antoinette.
There always has to be a winner. :)
ReplyDeleteYES! I'm so glad I checked back to this thread! I'm a winner! Someone draw me up a trophy!
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