I brought home this new pet and its baby as a surprise to my children. When they saw it, all they was did was cry and say how creepy it was. I told them to let the thing nibble on their skin and drink their blood for a little bit and everything would be fine. Jeez, my kids are so spoiled. They know nothing of sacrifice.
This is just plain wrong.
ReplyDeleteThere is no God.
Look, I'm always asking my kids to try new things. And they fight me every step of the way. When they grow up, they'll appreciate what I've done.
ReplyDelete"When they say it, all they was did was..."
ReplyDeleteDid one of you Hill boys write this?
I'm an Evil Clown whose mind is a whirl with evil ideas and evil plans. I cannot be bogged down with something as simple as a misspelling.
ReplyDeleteHilary Swank had a baby?
ReplyDeleteIck.
ReplyDeleteelgringo,
ReplyDeleteYou know you're right. Those buck teeth are a dead giveaway.
Obviously it's true: babies of ALL kinds are universally cute. Just wook at the widdle bumpkins!
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