Zack Galifianakis, the guy who makes a baby look like it's masturbating in the movie The Hangover...
Is also starring in a Disney movie to be released this Friday.
The guy who made a baby look like it was beating the bishop...
Is going to star in a Disney movie about talking Guinea Pigs that save the world.
The guy who made a baby look like it was Jerkin' The Gerkin'...
Is now collecting a pay check from Walt Disney.
Do I have that right? Let me see if I've got it one more time.
The guy who made a harmless, cute baby look like it was bludgeoning the beefsteak...
Is now working for the same company who created this guy.
The same company that created Walt Disney? I always thought that guy was a robot.
ReplyDeleteHe is. And he's coming over for dinner tonight. Doesn't eat much, but drinks like a fish.
ReplyDeleteAs one of the 12 last holdouts in the United States who has not seen THE HANGOVER, allow me to go on record as saying, "Wha...?"
ReplyDeleteReally? A baby?
Oh, you mean this Disney?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNF86jBByDg&feature=related
Come on now.
Wait, wait, wait...I don't think I got it. I do wish you'd be more on point sometimes.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like Disney is in cahoots with some guy that made it look like a baby was painting the ceiling, is that right? Like the tyke was dating Miss Michigan? I mean, was he really making the little guy appear to be bucking the slobbering donkey?
What a world, what a world...
By the way, I haven't seen the damn thing yet either. My initial enthusiasm was tempered somewhat by several trusted bloggers. This hasn't helped...
Sirhc,
ReplyDeleteThe Disney that makes fun of the Nazis, like in that cartoon you sent me? Yes, that Disney.
Burbanked,
I'd say spare yourself of watching it, but people think I'm just a grumpy old man.
Bob,
ReplyDeleteYes. That's the what's going on. I know I can be way too subtle at times and I apologize for that.
Let's put it this way, I've seen the Hangover & G-Force and if I were a baby watching G-Force, I would wish that Zach G was instead assisting me in spanking the monkey.
ReplyDeleteHe's trying to induct members into his wolf pack at an early age.
ReplyDeleteWTf happened to your post about Burton's Alice?
ReplyDeleteI wanted to agree with you but it's gone.
Tommy,
ReplyDeleteYeah, Blogger screwed me up because I had it set to be published tomorrow morning. For some reason or another, it still published it.
Either that or it's a brilliant bait and switch ploy just to get you to come to Lazy Eye and post on this story.
You guess which one.
I'm thinking bait & switch.
ReplyDeleteI saw this movie and HATED it.
ReplyDeleteJerry Bruckheimer brings mindless action to a computer animated kids' movie. Please, Jerry, let Pixar handle this turf.
I am not bothered by this sequence of events at all, unless people are forcing their babies to watch The Hangover, or forcing me to watch G-Force. Otherwise, there are no victims.
ReplyDeleteNeed I remind you that Eddie Murphy (yea, this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xn_nPQaQ0&feature=related) has been in a metric ton of their movies?
A robot that hated Jews.
ReplyDeletePlus, I heard the baby asked for that scene to be included.