Calling All Black Christmas Comers

I am a father of two. And as such, I only have so much rope. And that rope ain't long enough for me to saunter into the remake of Black Christmas, not that I'm sure that I would want to. But I'm curious about it in a can't turn away from a train-wreck kind of way.

So if you've seen it, post your thoughts/reviews here. And don't skimp on the gory details. I want to live vicariously through you.

Thanks in advance.