Monday, June 11, 2007

How Bloody Is This Trailer?



Like a rusty spoon twisting your lower intestines like they were spaghetti noodles, here comes the new Rambo 4 trailer. Remember that simple, well-written movie called First Blood? Now we've got Rambo punching a guy's head clean off. And ripping a guy's throat out. Good Lord.

So where to next Stallone? Over The Top 2: So Over The Top It Isn't Even Funny? Or Cliffhanger 2: Hanging On For Dear Life? Or Cobra 2: Snake Charmer No More? Can't wait.

No seriously, can't wait.

6 comments:

  1. Ho. ly. shit.

    At least he still likes shooting folks with exploding tip arrows. That's essential.

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  2. I love it that he punches a guys head off. Very creative.

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  3. That was insane, it's funny to see how ludicrous the whole thing is.

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  4. He doesn't actually punch the guy's head off. During the wide shot of the guy's head falling, on the left of Rambo (his right side), there's a machete falling. So he slices his head off and drops the sharp object.

    The first time I saw that, I was just so astounded at the sudden burst of gore. I didn't know Stallone was into that sort of thing.

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  5. I think I am actually scared of Rambo. With stallone looking like a gnarled old troll running around ripping people up with his bare hands. Is this a horror movie? Perhaps a gag preview that didn't make the Grindhouse cut?

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  6. Pacheco,
    I watched again...you're right there was a machette.

    I'm a little bummed. Theres no creativity in that.

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