Hi James, thanks for having me over.
Of course, welcome to my home. I like to call it Jonestown.
I'm sorry... what did you say?
What?
You said... Jonestown.
What? No I didn't. I said Jamestown.
Anyway. Thanks for having me.
No problem. I'm a big fan of your writing.
Really? I mean, I haven't been too kind to you on Lazy Eye Theatre.
Honesty, Piper. That's what I crave. Honesty. I pluck it from the tree, squeeze it in to a cup and drink it up. Can't get enough of it.
Well I'm glad. Since we're being honest, I have to tell you that I can't believe that you were nominated for a Writer's Guild Award. I mean, technically, you're incredible but you're writing is kind of for shit.
There's that honesty I love so much. Oh Piper, I could just hug you really, really, really tightly and maybe kick you a couple of times.
Kick?
What?
You said kick.
Who?
And Avatar is a really fun movie, but Oscar bait? Come on. What kind of joke is that, right?
You look thirsty.
I do?
Yes you do. How about some Kool-Aid?
Kool-Aid? Actually, I could just use some water.
It's settled. Kool-Aid it is.
Um, look. It's been good to see you. Nice catching up. Please give Suzy a hug and a kiss for me.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm not?
Not until you have a drink of my sweet, sweet Grape Kool-Aid. Everyone's drinking it.
Yes, I know they are.
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Interesting post. I'm at Cameron's house right now visiting, typing on his laptop while he gets me something to drink. Here he comes now. Anyway, just quickly wanted to say I agree. Cameron's writing is total (glug, glug, glug)...
[wipes mouth and makes "ah" sound]
Where was I? Oh yes, Cameron's a genius and... I'm sorry, what James? Oh yes. And he's my personal god.
Of all the people, Greg. But I know how you love a good heaping glass of Kool-Aid.
And while you're there, check out Cameron's basement. He actually has a full-size Terminator that you can program to kill somebody. Don't try to make him kill Cameron, though. That doesn't work.
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