As my entry for the Simpsons Blog-a-Thon going on at Esoteric Rabbit, I present to you my most favorite quotes by Ralph Wiggum.
"This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma."
"I made Bart in my pants."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick."
"I bent my wookie."
"It tastes like... burning."
"Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy and that's why it was the best
"Mrs. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking."
"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."
"That's where I saw the Leprechan. He tells me to burn things."
"And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."
"Even my boogers are spicy!"
"Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad."
"Wheeee! ...ow, I bit my tongue."
"I found a moon rock in my nose."