Monday, August 6, 2007
In the movie Sixteen Candles, Anthony Michael Hall plays Farmer Ted. He's a geek, but on the hierarchy of geekishness, he ranks up at the top. Or better stated in his words, he is "King of the Dipshits." Well, twenty-three years later Farmer Ted has been replaced by Kevin Smith. He is truly "King of the Dipshits" and there is no better proof of this then the recent video floating around. Here Kevin gets bashed by a geek at the recent Comic Con. He in turn retaliates like an idiot. This video is titled "Kevin Fights Back" on youtube, which means it was posted by a geek. The question stated to Kevin was an honest one and in return, Kevin snaps back at him with some responses one might expect on the playground. But that's where they are - the geek playground and Kevin Smith is the king of them all. What you're witnessing is two geeks having a slap fight 3 minutes after school got let out. What is he doing there anyway? Oh that's right, he has a new movie called Zack and Miri make a Porno. It's the equivalent of Farmer Ted showing Samantha's panties in the bathroom to all the geeks in school. Which is the equivalent of pathetic.