In a constant effort to one-up myself, I have decided to add the cherry to this shindig and invite the biggest names in the film blogging biz. And I'm pleased to say they didn't disappoint with their attendance. Here follows some random ramblings from the party's finale.
What’s your favorite appetizer? Mine is the Burn After Eating Jalapeno Poppers.
ADAM ROSS FROM DVD PANACHE:
I'm partial to the Day After Tomorrow Tuna Rolls. So named, because
that's when you see them again.
JA, Bai Ling told me to pass this message on to you; The pear is clear if you look underneath. And then she gave me the numbers 34, 79 and 32. What does all that mean?
JA FROM MY NEW PLAID PANTS:
So which one of the ice sculptures is your favorite? Mine is the Anton Chigur. The attention to detail is incredible.
MARILYN FROM FERDY ON FILMS:
I don't know about the Chigur. There's something a little too abstract about it. It doesn't have a soul. Personally, I prefer the Keyser Soze. It's deceptively simple. Just when I think I've got it figured out, it comes up with a new and shocking surprise.
Nat, I saw you talking to Hilary Swank. Why is she crying?
NATHANIAL FROM FILM EXPERIENCE BLOG:
She realized her voodoo doll wasn't working. I'm healthy as an ox!
Is it true what Marilyn and Lapper are saying about you?
FOX FROM TRACTOR FACTS:
You mean the gay thing? Cuz Marilyn thinks I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with her thinking that, b/c she might be right. Women are more sensitive to picking up on such things, especially the older ones.
I just saw you and George Clooney walk out of the cloak room. What happened?
STACIA FROM SHE BLOGGED BY NIGHT:
Look, I don't know what happened. One minute we were frosting each
others' pastries, the next minute it got weird. I... I don't want to
talk about it.
Have you had a chance to play one of my fun birthday games like pin the tail on Kim Kardashians enormous ass?
JIM FROM MOVIEZZZ:
I would have, but Brett Ratner is over there trying to impress everyone with his friendship with Chris Tucker. He's all "Hey, I can get you an autographed photo of Chris Really! The guy owes me his career." I went old school, and played the Ernest Borgnine version.
The gift you brought is so big. What is it?
FLETCH FROM BLOG CABINS:
My ego. I thought you'd need it more than me on this special day.
Hey Bob, who's your date? She looks kind of familiar.
ROBERT FROM ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE LOGICAL MIND:
Phyllis Dietrichson. New in town. She's looking to get a fresh start - you know, new hair colour, new...
Uh...Um, Piper...What are you doing? Uh, don't you think you're being a bit too familiar putting your hand there? Aren't you with Alba these days Piper? Phyllis, just let me know and I'll...Uh, Phyllis? Phyllis?!
Hmmm, I wonder if Jessica's still here?"
Megan, the bartender told me to tell you to quit trying to order Flaming Dr. Peppers. What's your second favorite drink?
MEGAN FROM ALL I NEED IS EVERYTHING:
Coffee. As hot as love and as sweet as hell.
Man, those are crazy shoes you’re wearing. What are they made of?
Thanks! I got them from this kooky dude in an arm cast selling shoes out of the back of a white van at the El Pollo Loco on Alameda. I don't know what they're made of, but they sure are roomy for a size 10!
Ron Howard is pissed and he’s looking for you. What did you do?
PAUL RODGERS FROM CAREFUL WITH THAT BLOG, EUGENE:
Disguised myself as the Fonz's dad, convinced Fonzie to beat the heck out of little Ronnie, then faked my death on Christmas Eve. My last words were "Sorry about Arrested Development, but American Dad had the awful Sunday show quota filled."
I see you found our talented balloon artist. What did he make for you?
JOSEPH CAMPANELLA FROM CINEMA FIST:
A 1/4 scale replica of Griffin Dunne!!!
Jonathan, do you think the White Bengal Tigers are too much or just the right touch?
JONATHAN LAPPER FROM CINEMA STYLES (in case you were wondering):
Too much? Piper, at Cinema Styles, my blog, this kind of thing fits right in. Yes, at Cinema Styles, we believe you can't have too much of a good thing. At Cinema Styles. You know, my blog. Cinema Styles. That's Cinemastyles.blogspot.com
Any last words Marilyn?
MARILYN FROM FERDY ON FILMS:
Yeah. Sarah Silverman is a pig.