Thursday, July 23, 2009

Isn't Hollywood Funny?

Let me see if I've got this right.

Zack Galifianakis, the guy who makes a baby look like it's masturbating in the movie The Hangover...


Is also starring in a Disney movie to be released this Friday.



The guy who made a baby look like it was beating the bishop...



Is going to star in a Disney movie about talking Guinea Pigs that save the world.



The guy who made a baby look like it was Jerkin' The Gerkin'...



Is now collecting a pay check from Walt Disney.



Do I have that right? Let me see if I've got it one more time.

The guy who made a harmless, cute baby look like it was bludgeoning the beefsteak...



Is now working for the same company who created this guy.

15 comments:

Ed Howard said...

The same company that created Walt Disney? I always thought that guy was a robot.

PIPER said...

He is. And he's coming over for dinner tonight. Doesn't eat much, but drinks like a fish.

Burbanked said...

As one of the 12 last holdouts in the United States who has not seen THE HANGOVER, allow me to go on record as saying, "Wha...?"

Really? A baby?

Sirhc said...

Oh, you mean this Disney?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNF86jBByDg&feature=related

Come on now.

Bob Turnbull said...

Wait, wait, wait...I don't think I got it. I do wish you'd be more on point sometimes.

It sounds like Disney is in cahoots with some guy that made it look like a baby was painting the ceiling, is that right? Like the tyke was dating Miss Michigan? I mean, was he really making the little guy appear to be bucking the slobbering donkey?

What a world, what a world...

By the way, I haven't seen the damn thing yet either. My initial enthusiasm was tempered somewhat by several trusted bloggers. This hasn't helped...

PIPER said...

Sirhc,

The Disney that makes fun of the Nazis, like in that cartoon you sent me? Yes, that Disney.

Burbanked,

I'd say spare yourself of watching it, but people think I'm just a grumpy old man.

PIPER said...

Bob,

Yes. That's the what's going on. I know I can be way too subtle at times and I apologize for that.

Reel Whore said...

Let's put it this way, I've seen the Hangover & G-Force and if I were a baby watching G-Force, I would wish that Zach G was instead assisting me in spanking the monkey.

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

He's trying to induct members into his wolf pack at an early age.

Tommy Salami said...

WTf happened to your post about Burton's Alice?
I wanted to agree with you but it's gone.

PIPER said...

Tommy,

Yeah, Blogger screwed me up because I had it set to be published tomorrow morning. For some reason or another, it still published it.

Either that or it's a brilliant bait and switch ploy just to get you to come to Lazy Eye and post on this story.

You guess which one.

Megan said...

I'm thinking bait & switch.

brian said...

I saw this movie and HATED it.

Jerry Bruckheimer brings mindless action to a computer animated kids' movie. Please, Jerry, let Pixar handle this turf.

Fletch said...

I am not bothered by this sequence of events at all, unless people are forcing their babies to watch The Hangover, or forcing me to watch G-Force. Otherwise, there are no victims.

Need I remind you that Eddie Murphy (yea, this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xn_nPQaQ0&feature=related) has been in a metric ton of their movies?

elgringo said...

A robot that hated Jews.

Plus, I heard the baby asked for that scene to be included.