Double Bills I'd Like To See #3: Holiday Thriller

It's A Wonderful Lifeboat

George Bailey grows up on a very nice Lifeboat, but wants more than anything to get away and visit other Lifeboats around the world. When his father dies, George realizes he is stuck on his Lifeboat and must run the family bank there. George gets married and has lots of kids and things start to get cramped on the Lifeboat. When the bank fails, George decides that his life isn't worth much so he throws himself off the Lifeboat. He is saved by an angel who proves to him that his life on that Lifeboat isn't so bad after all. When George realizes he isn't dead, he celebrates life on the Lifeboat and the angel gets a nice pair of flippers to swim around in.

Double Bills I'd Like To See #2: Alien Conspiracy

JFK-Pax

The New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison creates controversy when he declares that the Kennedy Assassination was not an inside job performed by multiple gunman at all, but the work of a single man named Prot. Garrison wants Prot prosecuted to the full extent of the law, but he runs into roadblocks when Prot proves he might be mentally ill because he says that he is actually from a different planet. Dr. Mark Powell is sent in to dispel this but instead finds Prot fascinating, declaring that "we can all learn a little something from Prot." Dr. Powell is quickly fired and Garrison decides to bring the case to court but the jury becomes quickly sympathetic when Prot eats bananas with the skin still on. The case is dismissed, Jim Garrison is declared a kook and Prot is set free to wander this world until the mother ship arrives.

Double Bills I'd Like To See #1: Double Your Zombies

The Broken Projector just completed the Double Bill-a-Thon a couple weeks ago and it was excellent. I had such a fun time with my entry, that I've decided to include a Double Bill each and every week. Today's Double Bill is:

Night Of The Living Dead Ringers

One night, the dead suddenly begin to walk the earth. In a house up on the hill, two zombies cross paths and discover they are long lost twin brothers. The two quickly catch up over some limbs and intestines and decide to go in to practice together as gynecologists. At first, everything goes swimmingly. But soon the two clash over their love for one of their patients. And when an investigation into their business reveals that they are indeed twin zombies, the two lose their credibility and spiral down a dark hole from which they never return.