Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Happy Self Love Week: James Cameron

In 1997, everyone sips the same drug-laced drink and claims that the floating turd that is Titanic is some kind of masterpiece.

Except a few. Among them is the L.A. Times.

"What audiences end up with word-wise is a hackneyed, completely derivative copy of old Hollywood romances, a movie that reeks of phoniness and lacks even minimal originality."

This enrages James Cameron and he demands that the reviewer get fired.

Later that year, James Cameron wins Best Director at the Oscars, forever tainting the award. During his acceptance speech he shouts out "King Of The World!"

What have you done lately Kingy?

1 comment:

Piper said...

Man Piper, you're brilliant.

Cameron is a prick.