It's Valentines week and what better time to feature people who love themselves far more than anyone else ever could. Which leads me to my first person, Spooky Gallo.
Spooky Gallo of the Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny fame (man I'm funny) has agreed to put himself up as an escort for the ladies on his website. Yes it's true, if you want the lanky spook you can have him (sorry dudes, just the ladies) for just $50,000. Only $100,000 for the weekend or if you're a lesbian couple.
But before you call and place the order, you are asked to screen The Brown Bunny to see if you can handle him.
Tell you what. I'll pay $20 if someone can get close enough to knee him in the balls so hard he will never reproduce.