Monday, February 12, 2007

Happy Self Love Week: Vincent Gallo


It's Valentines week and what better time to feature people who love themselves far more than anyone else ever could. Which leads me to my first person, Spooky Gallo.

Spooky Gallo of the Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny fame (man I'm funny) has agreed to put himself up as an escort for the ladies on his website. Yes it's true, if you want the lanky spook you can have him (sorry dudes, just the ladies) for just $50,000. Only $100,000 for the weekend or if you're a lesbian couple.

But before you call and place the order, you are asked to screen The Brown Bunny to see if you can handle him.

Tell you what. I'll pay $20 if someone can get close enough to knee him in the balls so hard he will never reproduce.

6 comments:

garrett said...

I saw this article a few weeks ago and went to his site to check it out to see if it was true. Sure enough, it is. It doesnt give off any hint that its a joke or that it could be tongue in cheek. I also noticed some of the other things hes selling on his site. Random pieces of garbage signed by Vincent Gallo for thousands of dollars.

Becca said...

Now that's a cause I can get behind and I'd be willing to add another $20 to the pot if someone can get a picture of him writing in pain.

Becca said...

I'm sorry meant to type writhing.

sammyray said...

You know, I kinda like that sex scene in "The Brown Bunny." Maybe it's the pervert in me, but I think it's kinda hot.

I'm sure Vincent Gallo agrees with me.

Piper said...

Different strokes Sammyray

Mr.Vain said...

i need to get in touch with his piper guy...how do i do this??