Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Limegreen Box Set - Jealous?


Behold. The Limegreen Box Set - a collection of movies, shorts and whatnot from David Lynch. I own it, I'm awesome for owning it and I'm not inviting any of you to watch it. Okay, maybe a few people. But only if they bring treats.

By the way, I took this photo. You don't know this, but my house is built mostly out of black marble so it makes it the perfect setting for taking photos such as this. And making porn movies.

Here are a few of the things that make the Lime Green Set the end all be all.

A collection of short films from Lynch

Lynch/Hurt interviews from Elephant Man

The DVD debut of Industrial Symphony No. 1

And a Mystery Disc which in all honesty I reluctantly put in my DVD player for fear it may cause the TV to attack me. But it turns out it is filled with loads of scenes that didn't make the final cut. Here's one. It's a doozy and a perfect example of how Lynch can create tension from practically nothing.

7 comments:

Jonathan Lapper said...

When are your porn movies coming out in a box set? How many have you made? What will the box set be called? So many questions, so little time.

Anonymous said...

The guy with the vaccuum sweeper makes it great.

PIPER said...

Lapper,

I have built my entire house specifically for porn movies. I have a sweet pool, lots of columns, black marble, flowing sheer curtains. Everything you need.

Look for the Piper Porn box to be released late fall, just in time for the Oscars of Porn.

Anon,

To me the woman randomly slapping that man is pretty damn funny. But its the cutting to black that makes my palms sweat.

Anonymous said...

David Lynch = overrated.

Ray said...

Ooops ... that was me that said that about Lynch. And I meant it, too.

JOSEPH CAMPANELLA said...

THIS IS AWESOME.

Have you watched THE GRANDMOTHER yet?

And THE ALPHABET, which I still get nightmares over.

How about THE COWBOYS AND THE INDIAN. HILARIOUS!

David Lynch = overly-awesome (really awesome)

PIPER said...

Joseph,

Alas, I have only actually watched the deleted scenes. But I can't wait to check out all the other stuff.