Friday, May 22, 2009

Excuse Me Sir

I have a problem. You see, I've got this pipe that needs lighting. And I've got a match that needs striking so that I may light my pipe. And well I hope you don't find me rude, but I've noticed that you have a hump on your back. You wouldn't mind if I use that hump to strike my match so that I may light my pipe, would you?


Greg said...

I'll let you light your match if you take part in my blogathon, you know, the Ed Wood blogathon I wrote about two days ago that got like 150 comments but you never even showed up for because you don't care or are just trying to purposefully hurt me. You know, that post.

Light away.

PIPER said...

147 comments to be exact. There's no place for exaggeration here Greg.

You missed me, didn't you.

I'm still recouping from the Dancer in the Dark thread. Damn!

Yes, I will take part. But I will head on over to your place to make it official.

Greg said...

That's why you're the most beloved character on the internet, right next to Grape Fall Lady and Charlie the finger biter.

MC said...

*cheek twitch*

PIPER said...

One of the finest cheek twitches these eyes have ever seen.