And because I missed all the episodes, I must have missed the part (or parts) dedicated to Spock and Uhura getting illogical between the sheets. Is this old news or is this from the mind of J.J. Abrams?
One can only imagine how this came to be. I mean, surely Uhura made the first move. Or maybe not. Maybe Spock laid down a couple of these lines along with some sweet Romulan Ale.
"There is an old Vulcan proverb that states: I wanna bag you like some groceries."
"Did a photon torpedo hit the bridge or did you just rock my world?"
"Are you Cytherian? Because you just abducted my heart."
"I think it's only logical that I slip my wiener into you."
"Baby, I'm going to take you to a place you can't beam back from."
"I may be Vulcan, but I'm hung like a Gallamite."
"Let me check your settings because somebody set your body to stun."