Thursday, May 15, 2008

Mark Them Calendars. It's Bizarro Time.


It is Bizarro Piper.

You all suck which is why I hate you and don't want you to participate in the upcoming Bizarro Blog-A-Thon 2, June 23-25. Last year's participation was terrible and I would hate it if even less of you participated this year.

If you don't remember the rules here they are: up is down, right is wrong, white is black and Norbit fucking rocks. Write up movies you hate like they're the best ever. Write about movie stars you love, like you can't stand them.

Feel free to e-mail me if you want a reminder.


Bad Bye


J.D. said...

Boo. You suck. Donnie Darko makes Daddy Day Care look like Citizen Kane.

*still a bit rusty*

Unknown said...

Cool, I like this idea!

I just need to decide if I write about the highly popular and criticaly acclaimed masterpiece that is Zombie Ninja Gangbangers, or Witchcraft, the only movies serie that was able to maintain high standards of quality up to number 10 or even Misty Mundae, the multi-talented actress who reach the highlight of her career by her solid performance in Bikini Girl on Dinosaur Planet.

This will be a tough choice!

Foodie said...

Norbit does fucking rock. It's one of my favorite movies ever. So watch it, man.

Fox said...

Woo.... HELL YEAH! Count me in.

Man, Eddie Murphy is really catchin' some hell in this post/comment section... or IS he??

Ahh... the satirical wormholes are making me dizzy!.

Anonymous said...

I hate this idea. I least definitely WON'T be participating!

Anonymous said...

Redline makes Bulitt look like Driving Miss Daisy.

Bob Turnbull said...

I stopped following this damn blog after last year's blog-a-thon. Haven't been back to it since. I'll come even less now.

So there's no way I'll join it this year. I won't even think about it. And I definitely won't think about it soon.

Worst of luck with it.

Ric Burke said...

Not a chance! This sounds awful.

Count me out.

Burbanked said...

I really thought that the extraordinary failure of last year's event would have been enough to send all of you bozos elsewhere, but I guess none of you are all that smart or clever. So be it.

I'm leaving this blog now and I won't be back. SEE YOU IN HELL BITCHES.

Reel Whore said...

This idea suck. No way me participate! I'm staying. Hello.

Anonymous said...

I hate this idea! I'd rather watch the horrible Godfather trilogy than be a part of this.

Zola's Movie Pic's said...

Okay Piper I've not sent you a link for my contribution to your stupid thon-a-blog. Click below

PIPER said...

zola's movie pics,

You're up and running.

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