Sunday, March 18, 2007

Seth Rogan vs. Tom Cruise













Seth Rogan

  • 5'11"
  • Young
  • Not married
  • Has no children
  • New Hollywood
  • Has a new movie coming soon that everyone is talking about
  • Last movie was a summer hit
  • Someone I can identify with
  • Not too good looking
  • Has never taken out a 100 million dollar lawsuit against a French gay porn star
  • Very funny
  • Someone I want to get drunk with
















Tom Cruise
  • 5'7"
  • Not so young anymore
  • Not sure if he's legally married
  • Has no children of his own (still don't believe Suri is his)
  • Has no new movie but people are talking about him
  • Last movie was a summer dud
  • Someone I can identify with if I believe that one time an alien inhabited my soul
  • Good looking for someone that at one time had his soul inhabited by an alien
  • Has taken out a 100 million dollar lawsuit against a French gay porn star
  • Not funny unless I think that it's funny that someone believes that at one time an alien inhabited his soul. Then in that case, he's funny as shit
  • Someone I want to get really drunk to record him confessing that he's gay

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, wait, I'm confused. Who wins this match?

- The Jay
www.TheJay.com

Elijah Price said...

Piper...

Well, I was forced to get a name as I see there is someone else signing in as anonymous. I will be waiting for your return....

EP, formally anonymouse

Piper said...

Jay,

Seth Gordon should win, but Scientology is sneaky.