I'm not going to get in to where it's located or how big it is, just know that I have one. When I see something funny, it gets hard. And when I see something not funny, it gets limp.
For example, my comedy penis is fully erect through most of Blazing Saddles, Super Troopers and Anchor Man. And it is limp when I see movies like The Benchwarmers.
My comedy penis was confused today when I saw Blades Of Glory.
My comedy penis likes Will Ferrell very much. And when Will came on the screen, the blood started rushing and things started happening. But then like news of a double homicide, here came John Heder and my comedy boner went limp. My comedy penis tried to not think of John Heder and instead let Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler and Will Arnett get him all excited. But just when things were looking good again, John Heder would come in and whine and deliver some line annoyingly. After awhile I think my comedy penis went to sleep.
My comedy penis also talks to me. It says that John Heder should not do comedy anymore. Or I should skip any more John Heder movies if I ever want my comedy penis to work again.