Wednesday, April 30, 2008

From Butt Cleavage To Trixie


I don't know, there's just something about Christina Ricci.

I've loved her ever since she showed me the naughty little valley down her backside in The Ice Storm. She's like the girl you forget during school but get drunk and curious with that night.

And now she's playing Trixie in the upcoming Speed Racer. And what kind of casting coup is that? Seriously, what would you have to do to her in makeup? She already has freakishly big eyes spread a tad too far apart. A head that's slightly too big for her body. And a straw-like neck. Everything you need to look exactly like a Japanese cartoon character. And even after all of that, I still love the woman.

I have no idea how Speed Racer will turn out, but while all those state-of-the-art special effects are flashing before me, mine eyes will be affixed to Trixie and that pink little tank top of hers.

10 comments:

Marilyn said...

I presume you've seen Girl, Interrupted and its completely gratuitous nude Ricci scene?

Piper said...

Ricci in Girl, Interrupted?

Don't remember her in that movie.

And in defense of my piggish self, I will say that it is possible to lust after a woman and have little desire to see her naked.

And then out of the other side of my mouth I will say that one of the reasons I saw Black Snake Moan is to see Ricci as a half-naked little sex addict. And then I will also add that Black Snake Moan was a good movie that had nothing to do with Ricci being a half-naked little sex addict.

Megan said...

She had me at Addams Family...

Fox said...

Ricci is SO HOT in the otherwise forgettable *Anything Else*.

She's not as think as she is now, which is the way I really like to look at her.

p.s. Emile Hirsh looks like a Charlie Sheen action figure in that bottom pic.

Fox said...

oops... I meant to say "she's not as THIN as she is now". I like my Ricci a bit on the thick side.

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Marilyn said...

Oops, sorry, it was Prozac Nation, a film I like. I can't keep my biopolar woman movies straight. That's because my manic side was talking instead of my depressive side, which always remembers one movie from another.

Fletch said...

My favorite Ricci movie = The Opposite of Sex. Her best role to date by far, and a pretty damn funny movie to boot.

Piper said...

Fletch,

If there's a movie that almost killed it for me with Ricci, it's The Opposite Of Sex.

She played an annoying, whiny character and I couldn't get into the film.

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