I have one but it's been quite flaccid lately. Not a lot of stuff to laugh at. The Simpsons Movie didn't really help it much. It turns out that my comedy penis is mostly stimulated by Chief Wiggum. When he was on the screen, my comedy penis would get all excited. Unfortunately he was on the screen for about 30 seconds total. The rest of the time, my comedy penis was confused. It talks to me and here's what it said.
Comedy Penis: This is the Simpsons, right?
Comedy Penis: THE Simpsons.
Me: Yes. THE Simpsons.
Comedy Penis: Not a bad knock-off.
Comedy Penis: Then why aren't I more excited?
Me: I wish I knew.
Comedy Penis: So when does Superbad come out?