It is I, Bizarro Piper.
I am short and small boned and single and I tan easily. Welcome to Bizarro Days, friends. For the next three days, tell me how you really feel by not telling me how you really feel about a movie, a director, an actor, whatever you want. Go here for my Bizarro banners, if you feel you need them - and if you use them don't forget to link back to this blog. Otherwise, keep your audience guessing on whether you really believe Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo deserves a third, forth and fifth viewing.
Also feel free to leave a nice little bizarro quip in the comments section if you feel so moved.
Bad luck and I hope you don't participate because I hate you all desperately.
Jim at Moviezzz is on board first with praise for The Weasel. And deservedly so.
Edward Copeland loves every second of The Thin Red Line. Don't we all.
Emma at All About My Movies absolutely loves these actors.
Pacheco at The Home Of Bohemian Cinema has designed his own Bizarro Banner and I hate it.
Squish at Filmsquish shows why everyone should love Uwe Boll.
Burbanked states the obvious: Kiera Knightly is the best actress evaaaaaa.
Culture Snob declares Cruel Intentions brilliant.
J.D. at Joes Movie Corner reveals his true feelings about Pokemon in French, no less.
Ray at The Rec gives Return Of The Jedi it's much deserved props.
Joseph at it'samadmadblog2 explains to us why Nic Cage is the greatest actor of our generation. Hey, there's no selling me.
samuraifrog at Electronic Cerebrectomy celebrates women being put in their place and of course, anal rape.
Adam at DVD Panache gives us something truly Bizarro about Ronin.
Burbanked says the new Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem is going to be totally kick ass.
Bob at Eternal Sunshine Of The Logical Mind says we're better off without color.
Gautam at The Broken Projector pays respect to the lost gem that is Operation Cobra. Proper.
Culture Snob takes aim at Danny Boyle and Sunshine. That jerk.
Woody Allen is alright with the ladies, so says me.
Adam at All Things Film says Ed Wood is one of the greatest directors ever.
Squish take Bizarro Days worldwide with his take on Boss Of It All.
Doc at The Bargain Matinee says bring on the Parody.
Mariana at Gatochy's Blog loves Princess Leia and all that she has done for women.
Ray at The Rec proves that life is better thanks to Movie Blogs.
JA at My New Plaid Pants gives us 5 reasons why Halloween should be remade. Only 5?
weepingsam at The Listening Ear writes about that bore W.C. Fields.
Dan E at Cinemathematics says David Lynch sucks. As if we didn't know that already.
Nathaniel at Film Experience pours his heart out for Hillary Swank.
KC at The Rec welcomes Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 with a warm heart and open arms.
Brooke at Boy on Film says Renee Zellwegger is easy on the eyes. It's about time somebody said it.
Glenn at Stale Popcorn is completely over Bob Fosse. Me too.
Culture Snob offers ways to fix the movie industry. Amen.
Burbanked says the more remakes the better. Hells yeah.
Stacie at Final Girl talks about a remake we allllllllllll want to see.
Ross at The Rued Morgue writes about the romantic comedy that is Vacancy.
Racso Ledger points out a few things that the Oscars missed.
dreamrot at 7 Dollar Popcorn writes that the American Godzilla is too damn good to forget.
Noel at Critic After Dark comes out swinging for Spielberg's 1941.