It is Bizarro Piper.
You all suck which is why I hate you and don't want you to participate in the upcoming Bizarro Blog-A-Thon 2, June 23-25. Last year's participation was terrible and I would hate it if even less of you participated this year.
If you don't remember the rules here they are: up is down, right is wrong, white is black and Norbit fucking rocks. Write up movies you hate like they're the best ever. Write about movie stars you love, like you can't stand them.
Feel free to e-mail me if you want a reminder.