Thursday, February 15, 2007

Happy Self Love Week: Jennifer Lopez

Outside of Out Of Sight, I'm not sure that Jennifer Lopez (I refuse to call her JLo, dammit I just did) has ever proved that she should be taken seriously. But she seems to think differently. Evidently, she is only to be referred to as "No. 1" by her guards. And they are not to make eye contact or speak directly to her.

And more recently, she sent a recording studio a three page list of demands including changing all the light bulbs so they make Jennifer look more "desirable."

I have an idea about how to make Lopez look more "desirable." On her knees, kissing my ass.

1 comment:

sammyray said...

I wonder if Skeletor (aka Marc Anthony) is allowed to look her in the eye.