Friday, June 22, 2007

The Dramatic Chipmunk Presents: Basic Instinct

Hello. You do not know me.

I am...



The Dramatic Chipmunk!

Today I want to talk about the movie Basic Instinct. It is very dramatic.

The movie starts out with somebody... DEAD!



And then it settles down. But only for a few moments. Michael Douglas is in it. So is Sharon Stone. And Jeanne Tryptophan. She makes me sleepy.

Everybody thinks Sharon done it. Until she flashes... THE BEAVER!



Then Michael Douglas only thinks about The Beaver and nothing else. The Beaver cannot be trusted. But then he thinks Jeanne Trippletoed Sloth is the killer. Because she was... A LESBIAN!



So she dies and they think that the killing is over. But then when Michael and Sharon are mating like crazy squirrels, Sharon reaches down under the bed for something, but she does not get it. They continue to mate like crazy. But then the camera moves down and shows... AN ICE PICK!



I give this movie four out of five nuts. Like I said. It is very dramatic. I will see you again soon.

5 comments:

Moviezzz said...

G4TV's ATTACK OF THE SHOW has been playing this every night.

LOVE IT.

Never get tired of seeing it.

Ray said...

You know, that thing is so addictive that I played it every single time.

Piper said...

It is addictive. I can't stop playing it either.

It's classic.

Heidi said...

I LIVE for that Chipmunk. Must. Play. Again. I am saving G4TV's bit on my Tivo so I can watch his little face on the big screen. Those Hollywood punks want to know what it takes to be a star well,that Chipmunk has what it takes.

Piper said...

Thanks heidi.

I can play it over and over again.