Saw Oceans 13 tonight. Didn't like it. It wasn't fun. It wasn't plausible. That's all I'm going to say about it. But I can't pass up all the puny headlines.
Here are some. Feel free to add more.
Unlucky Oceans 13
Don't bet on Oceans 13
Soderbergh Gambled And Lost
Odds Are, You're Not Going To Like Oceans 13
Craps! I just saw Oceans 13
Note To Cast Of Oceans 13: Know When To Fold 'Em
Play Your Cards Wrong, You Come Up Oceans 13
Oceans 13 Is A Bust
Hit Me, I just saw Oceans 13
Oceans 13 Is A Double Downer
Split Before Seeing Oceans 13
Actually, it's not that bad. I just couldn't pass up the chance.