Like a rusty spoon twisting your lower intestines like they were spaghetti noodles, here comes the new Rambo 4 trailer. Remember that simple, well-written movie called First Blood? Now we've got Rambo punching a guy's head clean off. And ripping a guy's throat out. Good Lord.
So where to next Stallone? Over The Top 2: So Over The Top It Isn't Even Funny? Or Cliffhanger 2: Hanging On For Dear Life? Or Cobra 2: Snake Charmer No More? Can't wait.
No seriously, can't wait.