Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Gyllenhaal Imbalance

My New Plaid Pants has dedicated quite a few posts in honor of Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal. I have no problem with that, but unfortunately it has created quite a large Gyllenhaal imbalance in the world. Because of this, I am forced to post these pictures of Maggie. I don't want to do this, but I feel I have to to make sure that the world is at Gyllenhaal peace. Again, let me stress that I'm only doing this as a responsible citizen. It has nothing to do with my personal feelings about Maggie.







12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jake is hotter.

Garrett Sorrels said...

I like Maggie a lot. I think if she was given the chance to meet me she would feel the same.

Fox said...

Maybe it's me, but she doesn't seem to fit with dark lipstick.

She's def sexy, but maybe she needs better naughtywear. In fact, I think she'd be cuter as a long-t-shirt-as-nightie type of girl.

PIPER said...

I'm actually kinda digging the dark lipstick. But that's just me.

Anonymous said...

it's not just you

Joe Baker said...

And who could forget... naked at the 34 minute mark in "Secretary... has sex doggy style at the 67 minute mark in "Sherrybaby". Did I mention I have a small crush on Maggie?

Megan said...

Sorry, but I already gave all my love to George in the previous post...

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of The Notorious Bettie Page. I still don't think her mug is that attractive, especially the way she usually does her make-up.

PIPER said...

joseph b,

This is good to know. But of course I love her for her mind.

Marilyn,

Can I just say how much I love that you wrote "mug".

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Tommy! said...

Oh yeah, these photos are great! I've always thought she was really hot in a very "smart geek" kinda way, my kinda woman!

I think she's going to do a great job in The Dark Knight. She's a very good actress, wayyyy better than Katie Holmes is for sure.

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