Sunday, March 23, 2008

Just Don't Move To Oklahoma

Evidently the last place you want to move once you become famous is Oklahoma. Or maybe this is more of a what if they didn't become famous and just moved to Oklahoma. No matter, I guess the message here is whatever you do, don't move to Oklahoma. These photos are courtesy of the blog Wintrest.


"I find a lot of comfort in my 14 cats."



"Six months ago, if anyone would've told me that humans can survive on a horse liver, I would have said they were dumb."



Works at a Potato Chip Factory. Was one of the first to try Olean.



"Just keep my sister away from Rumplemintz. You want stuff to get crazy, just give her
some of that."



"Try the ravioli."



Prom King, 1984



Whereabouts currently unknown.



"People say I married Jen because of the baby, and that's when I say 'you obviously haven't tried her Sopaipillas'"



"When I came out to my district manager, he was really nice. He let me finish my lunch
before he fired me."



Let me put you in a two room, 1 1/2 bath, Split Level Ranch today!



Thursday Nite Karaoke Champion three weeks standing.



"When people say they don't believe they can do it, I say look at us! Collectively, we've lost 278 pounds... most of that weight coming from Catherine, of course."



"Guys think that when I say 'wanna see my award winning ferret?' it's some kind of
pick up line."



"I ate the guards. Every single last fucking one of them."



Married 1993. Divorced 1995. Remarried 1996. Divorced 1998. Remarried 2002.
Currently separated.



"A lot of people doubt my singing talent. But that's because they don't have taste like
I do in shirts."

Thanks Denise.

8 comments:

Marilyn said...

W-O-W! It's amazing how well most of these work. Nice Photoshop, dude!

Adam Ross said...

Wow -- at once hilarious and horrifying.

You might like Cliff Yablonski Hates you, same idea as your captions but the pictures are scarier. Start at page 1 and see if you can stop before you hit 200.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-01.php

Dan E. said...

Ummm . . . that Gwen Stefani one is truly frightening. It looks like one of those faces trying to escape from The Blob.

Piper said...

marilyn,

Wish I could take credit for the photoshop but it was someone else.

Adam,

I'll check out the link.

Dan e.

Good description on Stefani

Kramer said...

First one reminds me of my mom-in-law... Except she only has 6 cats. And a dog. And one whipped husband.

tomztoyz said...

I live in Oklahoma & this is not how Oklahomans look. These look like people from Arkansas!

Yeeee HHaawww!

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Piper said...

tomztoyz,

As a guy who does a lot of work in Oklahoma City, I absolutely agree with that statement.

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