Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Top 5 Tuesdays (T5T) Honors The Not So Magic Of Disney


Last year about this time I asked for you to give me your Top 5 Best Disney Movies.

Today I ask for you to revel in the misses of Disney. We like to gloss over them, but they're there. So give them to me. Your Top 5 Worst Disney Movies.

Here are mine in no particular order.

1. The Haunted Mansion Eddie Murphy associated with something that might be called "the worst"? Man, that's strange.

2. Home On The Range Disney's last 2-D animated film sadly reminded us why they had to get out of 2-D animation.

3. Cars Sorry, this is rehashed crap. Less John Lasseter and more Brad Bird for the future of Pixar please.

4. The Country Bears What if a giant bear grabbed you and used you to wipe his ass repeatedly? That's this movie.

5. Beauty and the Beast This is Disney trying too hard to be serious and to me it's boring.

12 comments:

MC said...

See, at least if a giant bear picked you up and wiped their ass with you, you'd have a compelling and possibly humorous story to tell after that... two things you don't have after watching Country Bears.

Emily Blake said...

Remember when Disney decided to do business with The Insane Clown Posse? That wasn't a movie, but it was definitely one of their most poorly thought out ideas.

Piper said...

emily,

Wha? Huh? Insane Clown Posse?

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I've seen all of these flops.

The kids loved Cars. Not sure why.

Fox said...

geez... this is a difficult one.

I know I was disappointed by the *The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again*, b/c I loved the first one so much.

Megan said...

Don't know if I can top that list, Piper...

WaywardJam said...

I actually liked Cars. Not awesome but viewable.

I assume Herbie Fully Loaded was horrible but I never saw it. Given that Lohan was in it, I wonder if it should have been titled Herbie Gets Herpes.

Fletch said...

Hey, if you can use The Haunted Mansion, then surely I can use POTC 2 and 3. What a waste of 5 hours...

WaywardJam said...

Good call Fletch, esp POTC 3.

Emily Blake said...

Piper, Disney promoted the Insane Clown Posse's first album until somebody actually got them to listen to it. Then they dropped it FAST.

Bob Turnbull said...

Disney and the Insane Clown Posse - that is awesome.

I must say I never quite understood all the hatred for "Cars". If not quite "The Incredibles" great, I think it still stacks right up there in Pixar's repetoire. Is it "Doc Hollywood" all over again? Hell, I don't care - it was funny, stunning to look at and made my little guy laugh out loud. And the John Ratzenberger tribute at the end was perfect.

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