Wednesday, September 17, 2008

On October First The Shit Will Get Weird


Ladies and Gentlemen,

On the first day of October this eighth year of the twenty-first century, Lazy Eye Theatre will officially become Evil Eye Theatre. On that day and every day of October, except for Saturdays and Sundays because it's hard to be evil on those days, expect the room to shake and for slime to ooze from the walls as I turn horror on its blood filled ear. There will be fire and brimstone and tridents and whips and shit. Oh yeah, and guest bloggers from all over. I'm even thinking about sacrificing a Donkey to an evil demon that doesn't even exist yet. Damn, I'm already scared and curled up under the table just writing about it.

Put out the word and let it spread like hellfire.

6 comments:

Fox said...

I'm even thinking about sacrificing a Donkey to an evil demon that doesn't even exist yet.

Is that like some weird offering you're making to the Democratic gods on the eve of the election, or something??? Or, maybe you're just a sicko!

Megan said...

Or, maybe it's just a pinata or something.

Sounds like fun! I will be reading (with my blanky handy to throw over my head just in case I get too skeered)...

elgringo said...

You know what? I didn't like The Puppetmaster. Just thought you should know that in case that's one of your upcoming October surprises. I really didn't like it.

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

You're sure as shit not evil on Shabbos.

Piper said...

Paul,

I feel like I should know what that means, but I don't.

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