On October First The Shit Will Get Weird

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On the first day of October this eighth year of the twenty-first century, Lazy Eye Theatre will officially become Evil Eye Theatre. On that day and every day of October, except for Saturdays and Sundays because it's hard to be evil on those days, expect the room to shake and for slime to ooze from the walls as I turn horror on its blood filled ear. There will be fire and brimstone and tridents and whips and shit. Oh yeah, and guest bloggers from all over. I'm even thinking about sacrificing a Donkey to an evil demon that doesn't even exist yet. Damn, I'm already scared and curled up under the table just writing about it.

Put out the word and let it spread like hellfire.