I swear this is an actual conversation I had with a friend about the upcoming Hairspray movie.
FRIEND: I can't wait to see Hairspray.
ME: The movie?
FRIEND: Yeah, it looks good.
ME: Yeah, the original is good.
FRIEND: It is good.
ME: Really good.
ME: So why do you want to see the new one?
FRIEND: Because it looks good.
ME: You didn't like the original?
FRIEND: I did. It was fun.
ME: Yeah, the original is fun.
FRIEND: It is. It's really fun.
ME: But you want to see the remake.
ME: Because the original was so good.
FRIEND: Yeah. I loved Ricky Lake.
ME: You know that Ricky Lake isn't in the remake.
ME: Makes sense.