Just like a good movie that leaves a little something to the imagination, stars should too. And a lot of the times, they're doing us a favor by covering up. I imagined Janet Jackson having much more beautiful breasts from the picture above then she actually does, as revealed in the picture below.
And I would much rather look at this picture of Lindsay Lohan where I think she is just beautiful rather than the picture below. It's not like I don't think about this stuff, but the fun is in the thinking, not the showing.
I miss the days when I lusted after Madonna and all I had was Desperately Seeking Susan to fulfill my fantasies rather than the book Sex which left nothing and I mean nothing to the imagination. Or the poster of Farrah Fawcett that I used to have because I was young and I think it was illegal for you to be a boy and not to have a poster of Farrah up somewhere. Little skin but sexy as hell.
Word to female movie stars. Keep the privates a little less public and leave something to the imagination because in my mind, you are all 10s. So don't ruin it.
Thanks to Electronic Cerebrectomy for the inspiration for this post who recently posted this about Mischa Barton's "accidental" breast slip. And as it turns out those boys are just as gorgeous as I had imagined. Congrats Mischa.