LAZY EYE THEATRE: I Love My Wife

Thursday, June 14, 2007

I Love My Wife

I love her desperately. But I'm not made of wood. If these women wanted to entertain a little sack-time with Mr. Piper, I would not, could not say no. And honestly, who would blame me?

Anne Hathaway

Elisha Cuthbert

Kate Beckinsale

Michelle Monaghan

Alyssa Milano

Kate Winslet

Eliza Dushku

Rachel Weisz

8 comments:

Anonymous said...: I am right there with ya.

I hope my wife would understand....i'd give her a free pass at whatever star she wanted....; June 14, 2007 at 8:21:00 PM PDT
Garrett Sorrels said...: Interesting post. I looked through each and agreed on all. When i got to to Kate Winslett I was kind of surprised. Not because I disagree but because i have recently become very intrigued by her. My wife and i recently watched Little Children and there were a few scenes in that movie that really intrigued me (the ones she was in nude). Pretty good movit overall; June 14, 2007 at 10:04:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...: I dunno ... I agree with all of your choices, but Jessica Alba in "Sin City" might be as hot as they get.

However, you had better stick to your wife. These bitches will all be crack whores in two years.

www.therecshow.com; June 14, 2007 at 11:46:00 PM PDT
TALKING MOVIEzzz said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 15, 2007 at 8:15:00 AM PDT
PIPER said...: Last I saw Eliza, she was in the movie The New Kid. Playing... guess what... a cheerleader.; June 15, 2007 at 11:25:00 AM PDT
NATHANIEL R said...: um that's 8 girls

i thought you were only allowed 5 famous people you can be forgiven for?

isn't that like a hard and fast rule?; June 15, 2007 at 12:41:00 PM PDT
PIPER said...: nathaniel,

Nah. I have to do a shotgun approach. Put out a wide net and see who bites. You flatter me to think I could get five.; June 15, 2007 at 2:36:00 PM PDT
12XU said...: sorry pipes, hathaway is gay.; June 27, 2007 at 7:30:00 AM PDT