Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Neanderthal Love


I'm not an extremely brave man, but if a saber-toothed tiger stood between me and Camilla Belle, I would take down the tiger.



I wouldn't give it a seconds thought.



With my bare fists and only a loin cloth protecting my nethers


I would go after that saber-toothed tiger and fight him with every ounce of strength I had until he was dead.


Yes I would.

12 comments:

Fletch said...

I know it's not the point of your post, but I'm already offended by how stupid that flick is, and i haven't even seen it yet (nor will I). It looks offensive at best. Those jackholes made a pretty good flick in Stargate and have gone downhill ever since...

Burbanked said...

I haven't seen the movie either, but I'm guessing that there must be some kind of Stargate crossover in the plot. How else will they be able to explain the presence of hair conditioner, eyebrow pluckers, Loreal products and good dentists within the context of movie's titular timeframe?

And I appreciate what you're saying, Piper, but in that last ridiculous screengrab, Belle looks like she's doing a bad Lohan impersonation, possibly in a "U Rock My Zulu World" music video.

Ray said...

And that kind of devotion is exactly what Roland Emmerich is counting on when this huge shitball debuts.

Piper said...

To Fletch, Burbanked and Ray,

My love of this woman has nothing to do with the film. But make no mistake, I will be seeing this film not because of Camilla, but because every time my son and I have seen this trailer he says how much he can't wait to see the film.

I'm actually amazed that this directing/producing pair continue to get big budget gigs after the mess that was Godzilla.

But she's a pretty thing, even with her hair all crusted and shit.

Piper said...

And burbanked,

You're right about that last shot. A little Lohan-ish. I'll be expecting some naked Marilyn Monroe pictures soon.

RC said...

how funny...you're such a mess!

Moviezzz said...
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Megan said...

I hate those kind of crazy eyes. Like Elizabeth McGovern. Too creepy...

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