LAZY EYE THEATRE: Write Your Caption Here

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

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Spray On Hair Works!!!!

9 comments:

Adam Ross said...: Hello to everyone back at the Lollipop Guild!; February 26, 2008 at 12:06:00 PM PST
Burbanked said...: Sure, to anyone who looked at Travolta casually, the tiny middle-aged woman's head that was growing out of his shoulder - which friends had whimsically named "Myrtle" - seemed to be nothing more than an anomaly, a freakish yet harmless side effect of the alien hair restoration gel that the Wild Hogs mega-star had recently begun splashing on his head, neck, forehead, knuckles and nether regions. But few could guess "Myrtle's" true purpose, let alone the cold malevolence with which she barely contained her disgust for all things human. And she waited, so patiently, she waited until the time was right when Preston's eyeballs would become ripe for the harvesting. And that time was coming, oh yes. That time was coming.; February 26, 2008 at 12:50:00 PM PST
MC said...: Scientology: For people that want to look as alien on the outside as they feel on the inside.; February 26, 2008 at 1:00:00 PM PST
PIPER said...: Travolta: Check me out in my next production of G.I. Joe. I come complete with a scar on my cheek and a bald spot on my head where little Billy rubbed me too hard.; February 26, 2008 at 1:40:00 PM PST
Anonymous said...: Who's my stylist? Mattel!; February 26, 2008 at 2:33:00 PM PST
Anonymous said...: Nicole Williamson as Merlin with unidentified woman at Star Trek: Get Over It Convention; February 26, 2008 at 2:47:00 PM PST
Nayana Anthony said...: John Travolta is currently starring as the title role in the Broadway production of Curious George.; February 27, 2008 at 9:09:00 AM PST
Megan said...: Somewhere, Race Bannon finally caves and reaches for the "Just For Men" bottle...; February 27, 2008 at 10:24:00 PM PST
Trevor Messersmith said...: Is that a Scientology Stepfordized Wife on your arm...or are you just glad to see me?

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If my best friend Oprah gets her hair out of a box, so can I. Whee!; March 7, 2008 at 7:26:00 AM PST

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