Friday, July 18, 2008

I Would Also Sleep With Helen Mirren


Previously I stated that I would sleep with Julie Christie. She's 67 and beautiful as ever. Recently, Fox at Tractor Facts posted the picture above of Helen Mirren and I'm here to say I would sleep with her as well. There has always been something about Mirren. I grew up getting just a slight tingle in the nethers from her roles in Caligula, Excalibur and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. And I would say that just like Sean Connery, the woman gets sexier with age. Just look at that stomach, would you? You could bounce a quarter off that thing. Or chip a tooth on it. Damn.

And let me just say that if this makes Julie jealous in any way, she can fight Helen for me. And if that happens, I want to watch. And I'm taking bets on who would win.

10 comments:

Megan said...

Yeah, I'd do that. And I'm not even bi-sexual.

Wow and double wow.

elgringo said...

Word. I'd definitely still be "Her Lover."

Anonymous said...

Holy crap. Add me to the list.

JOSEPH CAMPANELLA said...

I saw this in the Chicago Sun-Times about 2 days ago and I looked at it for at least a good 3 minutes. Then, as I continued on to read, I kept looking back thinking, she's old, BUT HOT!

Fox said...

Good call on the Julie Christie. I would still hook up with Mirren first - and Huppert - but she's a great one to add to the list.

Piper said...

Fox,

here's the thing. You gotta hook up with Julie first because she's got four years on Mirren.

mark10gan said...

Piper, you have surprisingly good taste in older women.

The King Of Cool said...

Wow! What an incredible body for a woman of any age. I would definitely sleep with Helen and Julie. I would love a threesome with them. ;-)

Steve Langton said...

Mmmmm, she's still fitter than a butchers dog.

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