Previously I stated that I would sleep with Julie Christie. She's 67 and beautiful as ever. Recently, Fox at Tractor Facts posted the picture above of Helen Mirren and I'm here to say I would sleep with her as well. There has always been something about Mirren. I grew up getting just a slight tingle in the nethers from her roles in Caligula, Excalibur and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. And I would say that just like Sean Connery, the woman gets sexier with age. Just look at that stomach, would you? You could bounce a quarter off that thing. Or chip a tooth on it. Damn.
And let me just say that if this makes Julie jealous in any way, she can fight Helen for me. And if that happens, I want to watch. And I'm taking bets on who would win.