I hate you all.
Whatever you do, don't read this because it won't help you understand what has befallen us all.
It's Bizarro Days. Up is down. Right is wrong. Left is right. And I believe Lindsay Lohan should run for the Senate because we need more like her in office if we want to turn this ship around.
Okay, you get the point.
Let us begin. E-mail me links to your posts or leave me a note in the comments and I'll link up. And if you don't have an entire post, feel free to give a Bizarro statement about whatever in the comments section.
BIZARRO DAY 1
Evidently, Jim at Moviezzz is a huge fan of Hobbits
Adam at DVD Panache pays tribute to the best of the Superman movies
Ibetolis at Film For The Soul explores the genius that is Three Men And A Little Lady
Marilyn at Ferdy On Films absolutely loves, loves, loves Love Story
Dreamrot at 7 Dollar Popcorn says the poster for definitely, maybe is destined for greatness
Stop what you're doing and see Strange Wilderness right now! So says Fletch at Blog Cabins
Jeff at Culture Snob says that Mr. Beans effects on current cinema are not to be taken lightly
Scott at He Shot Cyrus lists 7 movies that are better than that POS The Godfather
Joseph at Cinema Fist tells us what we already know. It's A Wonderful Life sucks
Whitney at dear jesus writes about the brilliance that is 300
Joseph at Cinexcellence says that the new Indy needed a little more Lucas
BIZARRO DAY 2
Alan at Burbanked smells a Sharon Stone comeback
Dan at Film Babble Blog tells us why Godfather III is the best. Course
Megan at All I Need Is Everything says Movie Blogs Suck
Bizarro Days just went worldwide baby with this submission from JP at Acheter et entretenir sa tronconneuse for Incubo
Dreamrot from 7 Dollar Popcorn gives in to the fact that remakes rock the house (2nd Entry)
Daniel G from getafilm asks if the world will ever be right again after Julianne Moore got snubbed for Freedomland?
Zola's Movie Pics just flat out hates this blog-a-thon and refuses to participate
David at TLA Attacks the Movies talks about Larry David's greatest accomplishment
Fitz at Liar of the Green Knight offers up praise for Jar Jar Binks and Seth Rogen movies
Luke at Movie Zeal reveals this little nugget. Citizen Kane sucked big ones
Megan at All I Need Is Everything announces that Columbia Pictures is looking for a new pretty torch girl (2nd Entry)
Weepingsam at The Listening Ear dares to list 5 Musical Geniuses
BIZARRO DAY 3
Burbanked couldn't be more happy that they're remaking Happy Days
Bob at Eternal Sunshine Of The Logical Mind promotes Aristocrats as entertainment the whole family can enjoy
Rick at Coosa Creek Mambo thinks the Cohan Bros suck as filmmakers
Fox at Tractor Facts can't wait for Sasha Baron-Cohens next movie
Son of Double Feature absolutely loves The Phantom Menace
Dreamrot at 7 Dollar Popcorn just can't get enough of Ryan Reynolds and who can blame him (3rd Entry)
Lucas at 100 films says big box office means great movies
Scott at He Shot Cyrus comes up with the perfect casting pics for the new The Office movie
Fitz at Lair of the Green Knight states the obvious in that Uwe Boll is a genius (2nd Entry)
Jeff at Culture Snob gives us Box Office Power Rankings, Bizarro style (2nd Entry)
Contrary to popular belief, J.D. at Valley Dreamin' tells us that Nicole Kidman Sucks
Burbanked can't get enough of this crap. He's written about how awesome the new Eddie Murphy Gobblehead is going to be (2nd Entry)
WaywardJam at Reel Whore says bring them PG-13 Movies on
Dan E. at Cinemathematics shows us why Plan 9 From Outer Space is the good stuff
Paul at Careful With That Blog, Eugene reveals the truth about Greedo in Star Wars
Dave at Dave's Blog About Movies wishes Mike Meyers would take broader roles
And you can find my entry about why I'm happy Hitchcock is dead and buried