I myself have been living with a demon most of my life. It is known only as the Zuni Fetish Doll from the movie Trilogy Of Terror. I still think I see it from time to time in the corners of dark rooms. I sometimes wait for its dagger to slide back and forth under doors in hopes of cutting my feet. It's the single reason that my daughter has very few dolls and certainly no dolls that require chains on them.
But today I'm going to put all of that behind me. I'm going to exorcise this demon from me so that I may never think of it again.
BE GONE YOU EVIL AFRICAN FETISH DOLL. STOP HAUNTING MY WAKING AND SLEEPING LIFE. STOP STARING AT ME WITH YOUR BEADY EYES. YOU ARE ONLY A PROP IN A MOVIE THAT COULD EASILY BE BROKEN IF I THREW YOU TO THE GROUND OR IF I FELL ON YOU BECAUSE I AM BIG AND YOU ARE SMALL. YOUR HAIR IS UGLY AND I BET YOU SMELL SOMETHING AWFUL. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS YOU AND NEVER HAS BEEN. BE GONE FROM ME AND NEVER RETURN!
There, that's better.
Now I invite all of you to come forth and confess your demons so that I may exorcise them from you. Don't be shy. Evil Clown is here for you.