Wednesday, October 15, 2008


I brought home this new pet and its baby as a surprise to my children. When they saw it, all they was did was cry and say how creepy it was. I told them to let the thing nibble on their skin and drink their blood for a little bit and everything would be fine. Jeez, my kids are so spoiled. They know nothing of sacrifice.

8 comments:

Ibetolis said...

This is just plain wrong.

There is no God.

EVIL CLOWN said...

Look, I'm always asking my kids to try new things. And they fight me every step of the way. When they grow up, they'll appreciate what I've done.

Fox said...

"When they say it, all they was did was..."

Did one of you Hill boys write this?

EVIL CLOWN said...

I'm an Evil Clown whose mind is a whirl with evil ideas and evil plans. I cannot be bogged down with something as simple as a misspelling.

elgringo said...

Hilary Swank had a baby?

Megan said...

Ick.

EVIL CLOWN said...

elgringo,

You know you're right. Those buck teeth are a dead giveaway.

Burbanked said...

Obviously it's true: babies of ALL kinds are universally cute. Just wook at the widdle bumpkins!