But in reality, there are a lot of things scarier than a clown. Here are my top 5 things scarier than a clown in no particular order.
1. Urinary Tract Infection Why does it hurt when I pee? No one likes it when the plumbing doesn't work and no one really wants to have anyone check "down there" to see what's wrong. As an Evil Clown, I'm not complicated like that. I steer clear of the nether regions.
2. Gargoyles On Buildings Are they alive or are they just statues? Who knows, but I'm not going to hang around to find out. There are no surprises with clowns. We don't pretend to be dead and then come alive when you least expect it.
3. Styrofoam Cups Sure they keep your drink nice and cool, but it takes 50 years for those to dissolve in a land fill. They're like the cockroaches of disposable eating containers. Since I'm possessed, I never die so there's no reason to worry about me filling up a land fill.
4. Amy Winehouse Have you seen this woman? Tell me that if I was coming at you from one end of a dark alley and Winehouse was coming at you from the other end that you wouldn't run to me with open arms.
5. Nightmares About Missing The Big School Test Seriously, I can't hold a candle to this.
Feel free to add to this.