Monday, October 6, 2008

Creepy Caption Wanted

13 comments:

brian said...

Mom: When you add corn starch to the neighbor's dog blood, it thickens up real nice.

PIPER said...

Mmmm. Look at those fingers.

Fox said...

"As a ceremonial rite of passage, we will now eat the product of your first menstration."

PIPER said...

Congrats Fox,

You just made an Evil Clown blush.

FilmFather said...

With a name like Innards, it has to be good.®

Greg said...

I saw a caption for this online once. It said, "From that day forward, little Jenny was never allowed near the cutlery."

But I think I like Fox's the best.

And I'd be terrified to babysit that girl.

PIPER said...

Yeah,

She looks at everything the way she's looking at that sandwich.

I'm so happy you're babysitting Lapper. We're going to have such a fun time. We're going to be friends forever and ever.

elgringo said...

Shit Fox, that's worse than any caption I could think of! Damn. Haha.

brian said...

Yeah Fox. I thought I was walking the line and then you, with your first period humor. Wow.

PIPER said...

It spreads the jelly on the skin or it gets the hose again.

Fox said...

Thanks guys. Sometimes I get close to feeling ashamed of myself... then you make me feel like it's ok!

JOSEPH CAMPANELLA said...

"It's not really a ceremonial rite of passage, but you will now eat the remains of my last menstruation simply because it tastes really awesome."

-Her Mother.

JOSEPH CAMPANELLA said...

p.s. sorry to riff off you Fox. But I only steal from the best!